Happy Friday! Happy March!  We have survived February and spring is on the way.  Baseball spring training is in full swing and it is time for March Madness.  And speaking of March Madness, there is only one unbeaten team in Division I remaining, my alma mater, the Miami University RedHawks!  So, let\s tip off the weekend with some basketball jokes,

Enjoy!

What do scrambled eggs and every college basketball team except the Miami RedHawks have in common? They have been beaten

Did you know that the reason so many basketball players fail their tests in school is because they have no desire to pass?

Did you hear about the anti-vax basketball team that lost every game because they never take any shots?

Did you hear about the basketball coach who recruited a pumpkin to play on the basketball team as a point gourd?

Did you hear about the ghost who fouled out for too many ghoul tending violations?

Did you know that basketball players cannot go on vacation because they are not allowed to travel?

Did you know that the most popular type of earrings for basketball players are hoops?

I know a baseball coach who loves dogs, he has 3 pointers.

I was read a story about a basketball team that sued a tennis team, it looks like they will have to go to court to settle.

I used to be addicted to basketball, but I’ve rebounded.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“The key is not the ‘will to win’ everybody has that. It is the will to prepare to win that is important” ~Bob Knight

Happy Friday and Happy March Madness! Here a few basketball jokes to help you get your game on.

Enjoy!

Q: How many NCAA basketball players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one. But he gets money, a car, and three credit hours for it.

Q: Why are basketball players messy eaters?
A: They’re always dribbling.

Q: Why was the basketball player sitting on the sideline sketching a picture of a chicken?                                                                                                                                                         A: He was learning to draw fowls.

Q. What is a cheerleader’s favorite color?                                                                                           A: Yeller!

Q:What do cheerleaders drink before they go to a basketball game?                                        A: Root beer!

“He’s great on the court,” a sportswriter said of a college basketball player in an interview with his coach. “But’s how’s his scholastic work?” “Why, he makes straight A’s,” replied the coach. “Wonderful!” said the sportswriter. “Yes,” agreed the coach, “however, his B’s are a little crooked.”

Hanging in the hallway of the college arena were the basketball team pictures from the past 40 years. A player in the center of the front row in each picture holds a basketball identifying the year — “95-96,” “96-97” “97-98,” etc. One day a freshman was looking curiously at the photos and remarked, “Isn’t it strange how the teams always lost by just one point?”

Thought for the Week

“I’ve always felt that, you know, the Almighty has a lot of things to do other than help my basketball team.” ~ Bobby Knight
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