Happy Friday and Happy March Madness! Here a few basketball jokes to help you get your game on.
Q: How many NCAA basketball players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one. But he gets money, a car, and three credit hours for it.
Q: Why are basketball players messy eaters?
A: They’re always dribbling.
Q: Why was the basketball player sitting on the sideline sketching a picture of a chicken? A: He was learning to draw fowls.
Q. What is a cheerleader’s favorite color? A: Yeller!
Q:What do cheerleaders drink before they go to a basketball game? A: Root beer!
“He’s great on the court,” a sportswriter said of a college basketball player in an interview with his coach. “But’s how’s his scholastic work?” “Why, he makes straight A’s,” replied the coach. “Wonderful!” said the sportswriter. “Yes,” agreed the coach, “however, his B’s are a little crooked.”
Hanging in the hallway of the college arena were the basketball team pictures from the past 40 years. A player in the center of the front row in each picture holds a basketball identifying the year — “95-96,” “96-97” “97-98,” etc. One day a freshman was looking curiously at the photos and remarked, “Isn’t it strange how the teams always lost by just one point?”
Thought for the Week
“I’ve always felt that, you know, the Almighty has a lot of things to do other than help my basketball team.” ~ Bobby Knight