Happy Friday! We have come to the end of May and the days are longer and warmer. Summer is a great time for dining out, so here is a full serving of restaurant jokes.
I went to a restaurant called: “Revenge is a Dish Best Served Cold.” The menu was just desserts.
I went to a restaurant called: “Mary Poppin’s.” I had super cauliflower cheese but the lobster was atrocious.
I went to this new pop-up restaurant called “Karma Chameleon.” It comes and goes.
I went to all-you-can-eat Italian restaurant, it was called “Endless Pastabilities.”
I went to a chicken themed comedy restaurant, the food was great, but the yolks were terrible.
I went to a restaurant recently and the hostess greeted me and asked, “Do you mind waiting a bit? I said “no.” “Good,” she said, “Take these appetizers to table seven.”
A few weeks ago, I was eating out and the restaurant owner offered me a free calamari appetizer if I gave him a good review on Yelp. It was squid pro quo.
Did you hear about the large restaurant chain that had a lot of trouble trying to open a new data center? It seems they can’t get enough servers.
I was at a seafood restaurant and there was an awful fight. Several fish got battered.
The other day, I called a restaurant to make a reservation for a table for two. The person who answered the phone said that I had the wrong number, so I asked for a table for four instead.
THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK
“It is the duty of the human understanding to understand that there are things which it cannot understand.” ~ Soren Kierkegaard
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