Happy Friday! We are approaching the end of July and heading into August. I suppose you could say we are heading into the Dog Days of Summer. So, why not some dog jokes this week?
Enjoy!
A friend told me that every day when he gets home, he asks his dog how his day was, and every day he always receives the same reply, “Ruff.”
I once bought a dog from a blacksmith, as soon as I got him home, he made a bolt for the door.
The other day, I thought I saw a white dog, but after I spotted it I noticed it looked more like a Dalmatian.
I took my dog to the lake to day and noticed he floats very well, he’s a good buoy!
Did you hear about the dog who was stealing shingles because he wanted to become a woofer?
I heard that the difference between a businessman and a warm dog is that the businessman wears a suit but the dog just pants.
I recently planted a pet tree, and it’s like having a pet dog except the bark is much quieter.
Did you know that Corgi are not funny because all of them are really short?
If you connect a Corgi to a battery, would you get a short circuit?
Would you call a large dog that meditates an aware wolf?
Doesn’t it seem odd that dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings since it is almost never for them?
I have prepared a video that teaches you how to test your dog’s IQ. Here’s how it works: if you send me $19.95 for the video, your dog is smarter than you.
THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK
“The tales of summer are as endless as the heatwaves that ripple across the horizon.” ~ Renee Ahdieh
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