Happy Friday and Happy February! 2023 is already 8% over! I hope the year is off to a good start for you. Let’s kick off the weekend with some random jokes chosen especially for you.
I heard that when rainbows are bad they get sent to Prism, but it is a light sentence.
Here is an easy way to tell the gender of an ant. Put it in a glass of water. If it sinks it’s a girl ant. If it floats it’s buoyant.
I was reading a story about a claustrophobic astronaut, apparently he just needed some space.
I like jokes about stationery, but rulers are where I draw the line.
If 70% of the earth is water, and virtually none of it is carbonated, could we say that the earth is, in fact, flat?
This morning I saw a person dragging a clam on a leash behind him and it occurred to me that it must be hard to walk with a pulled mussel.
As part of my New Year’s routine, I have started doing crunches twice a day. Captain in the morning. Nestle in the afternoon.
Did you know that you can hear the blood in your veins? You just have to listen varicosely.
Did you hear the one about the donut that went to the Dentist? It needed a filling.
Would you call a dog that has been run over by a steamroller, Spot?
I have been a bookkeeper for 10 years. The library is not very happy about it.
THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK
“A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds.” ~Francis Bacon (1561–1626)
Some of these made me snort! Keep up the good work.