Friday Funny January 27, 2023 Jokes Served Sunny Side UP

Happy Friday!  We have already come to the last Friday in January!  They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day, so how about a side order of breakfast jokes to kick off the weekend?

Enjoy!

Is it true that for breakfast iPhones eat Siri-al?

Is it true that for breakfast thesauruses eat synonym buns?

Is it true that for breakfast cats eat mice krispies?

Is it true that for breakfast dogs eat woofles?

Is it true that for breakfast Spies eat their waffles syruptitiously?

Is it true that for breakfast electricians eat Ohm-eletes?

Is it true that for breakfast comedian’s eat pun-cakes?

I hate it when I run out of bread for breakfast, you could say that I am lack-toast intolerant.

This morning I had the strangest breakfast, it was surreal.

I once went to a haunted bed and breakfast in France, man that place really gave me the crêpes.

Most mornings I really do not care what I have for breakfast, you might even say I am eggnostic.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast any time” so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.’~ Steven Wright

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