Happy Friday!  Halloween is a little over a week away, so it is time to scare up some more Halloween jokes.

Enjoy!

Did you hear about the little witch whose mom would not allow her to go trick or treating with her friends because she was ex-spelled from school?

Would you call a spider with 20 eyes a spiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiider?

Is it true that zombies will keep trick or treating until they become dead tired?

Is it true that witches prefer their bagels with scream cheese?

Is it true that a monster’s favorite Halloween game is hide and shriek?

Is it true that on Halloween Elon Musk goes trick-or-tweeting?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween? A goblin.

Did you hear about the gloomy jack-o’-lantern? It needed to lighten up.

Why did the ghost cross the road? He wanted to return from the other side.

I heard that before they head out for trick or treating witches put on mas-scare-a.

I heard about a scarecrow who declined dessert because he was already stuffed.

I heard about a tech worker who got turned into a vampire, now he gigabites.

I heard about a vampire who failed his art class because he only knew how to draw blood.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“My Halloween costume was so bad that people opened their doors and took candy from me.” ~Glen Nesbitt