Happy Friday!  How about some dog jokes to kick off your weekend?

Enjoy!

I have figured out how to stop my dog from digging up the garden.  I confiscated his shovel.

I tried using spot remover on my dog. He disappeared. He kept pressing the paws button.

My dog’s not fat. He’s just a little husky.

My dog never throws anything away, I think she is a hoarder collie.

Did you know that dogs float because they’re good buoys?

I tried to find some jokes about Corgis, but they were all really short.

If you crossed a Cocker Spaniel with a Poodle and a Rooster, would you get Cockerpoodlepoo?

If you crossed a Collie with a Labrador retriever and a Dalmatian, would you get a collaboration?

The other day I spotted an albino dalmatian, seemed like the least I could do for it.

The difference between a man and a dog is that a man wears a suit, but a dog just pants.

 THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“Be the person your dog thinks you are.” ~ C.J. Frick