Happy Friday!  In case you missed it, September 19 was “Talk Like A Pirate Day.” The day may be over, but we can still tell a few Pirate Jokes.

Enjoy!

I heard that it is hard to play cards with pirates because they always stand on the deck.

Did you know that pirates like to communicate at sea with Aye phones?

I once came across a pirate who was having a heart attack, he said “Arrrr, me hearty!”

Did you hear about the pirate who went to the Apple store to buy an iPatch?

I heard that a pirate’s least favorite exercise is the plank.

Did you know that a pirate’s favorite store is Tarrrget?

Did you know that a pirates favorite kind of socks is  Arrrgyle?

I heard about a philosophical pirate – he thinks, therefore he Arrrrrr.

Would you call a pirate who loves to read a bookaneer?

Did you know that the preferred haircut for pirates is a crew cut?

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“There is more treasure in books than in all the pirates’ loot on Treasure Island.” ~ Walt Disney