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Friday Funny December 6, 2024 Candy Cane Jokes

Happy Friday!  With Christmas fast approaching, it seemed like a like a good time to unwrap some candy cane jokes.

Enjoy!

Santa never has to worry about the state of his candy cane collection because  they are all in mint condition.

When a gingerbread man breaks his leg, does he use candy canes?

If a candy cane could talk, would he say what he mint?

I heard that the candy cane crossed the road to avoid getting licked.

If a candy cane was sad, would it be red, white, and blue?

If a dog ate to many candy canes would it have a peppermint bark?

Would you call a sharpened candy cane a spearmint?

Candy canes are kind of like relationships—sweet, with a few twists.

Would a candy cane’s favorite subject in school be Math-mint-ics?

Would a candy cane’s favorite types of fruit be candy-lopes and cle-mint-ines?

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?” – Bob Hope

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Friday Funny November 1, 2024, Jokes for Your Sweet Tooth

Happy Friday!  Odds are that although Trick or Treat is over, there may is some candy around your house.  So, how about some candy jokes to sweeten up the weekend?

Enjoy!

Is it true that the most popular candy on the playground is recess pieces?

If someone gave you a stolen Hershey bar, would it be hot chocolate?

Is it true that the bubble gum crossed the road because it was stuck to the chicken’s foot?

Is it true that for Trick or Treat whales give out blubber gum?

Is it true that cannibal’s favorite candy is Mentos?

Is it true that the most common parasites on candy corn is gummy worms?

Did you hear about the candy maker who thought he was seeing double? Turned out that his mind was playing Twix on him.

Did you hear about the candy cane who could talk? Apparently, he said what he mint.

I think there is a big similarity to music similar and candy.  You can enjoy either one, once you throw away the rapper.

If you tell a joke to candy, it probably will not laugh, but you might get Snickers.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“Years are like candy bars. We’re paying more, but they’re getting shorter.” ~ Charles M. Schulz

What’s In a Name? Candy

I will admit that I have always had a sweet tooth and I have the fillings to prove it!  Part of my problem is that I like all kinds of candies: hard candies, soft candies, chocolates, caramel, pretty much anything.  The other day I was eating some Jordan Almonds and doubting seriously that the almonds I was munching on come off trees in Jordan, although it would be pretty neat if nuts had a candy coating instead of a hard, uneatable shell.  The story is that Jordan almonds originated in ancient Rome, where honey-covered almonds were introduced by a Roman baker and confectioner named Julius Dragatus who while an accomplished confectioner, was not a very good geographer.

Jordan almonds are not alone in having a confusing moniker.  What about Boston Baked Beans?  There are no beans involved, they are candy coated peanuts distributed by a company based in Illinois.  Then there are Swedish fish.  There is no trace, thankfully, of fish in Swedish fish.  This candy is a fish-shaped, chewy candy that was originally developed by a Swedish candy in the late 1950’s for the American market.  This also lead me to think about cow-tails which, again thankfully are not candy covered tail but a long cream-filled caramel.

You probably never really thought that the Three Musketeers bar had musketeers as an ingredient, where would one find musketeers in this day and age anyway?  However, this name makes even less sense that it originally did.  Originally, Three Musketeers was named because it had three flavors, there was a chocolate pieces, a vanilla piece and a strawberry piece.  But due to wartime rationing, the vanilla and strawberry pieces were dropped leaving chocolate as the lone musketeer.  I guess the “all for one” was replaced by the “one for all.”

The point is that there are many candy names that do not make a lot of sense.  Some candy names have led me to erroneous geographic impressions of the world; unfortunately this does not dissuade me from consuming more candy than I should.