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Friday Funny July 26, 2024 More Dog Days of Summer Jokes

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Happy Friday! We are approaching the end of July and heading into August.  I suppose you could say we are heading into the Dog Days of Summer.  So, why not some dog jokes this week?

Enjoy!

A friend told me that every day when he gets home, he asks his dog how his day was, and every day he always receives the same reply, “Ruff.”

I once bought a dog from a blacksmith, as soon as I got him home, he made a bolt for the door.

The other day, I thought I saw a white dog, but after I spotted it I noticed it looked more like a Dalmatian.

I took my dog to the lake to day and noticed he floats very well, he’s a good buoy!

Did you hear about the dog who was stealing shingles because he wanted to become a woofer?

I heard that the difference between a businessman and a warm dog is that the businessman wears a suit but the dog just pants.

I recently planted a pet tree, and it’s like having a pet dog except the bark is much quieter.

Did you know that Corgi are not funny because all of them are really short?

If you connect a Corgi to a battery, would you get a short circuit?

Would you call a large dog that meditates an aware wolf?

Doesn’t it seem odd that dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings since it is almost never for them?

I have prepared a video that teaches you how to test your dog’s IQ. Here’s how it works: if you send me $19.95 for the video, your dog is smarter than you.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“The tales of summer are as endless as the heatwaves that ripple across the horizon.” ~ Renee Ahdieh

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Friday Funny October 15,2021 Dog Jokes

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Happy Friday! I hope you have had a good week. Let’s kick off the weekend with some jokes about man’s best friend.

Enjoy!

Would you call a dog that has been left outside in the cold a chili-dog?

Would you call a dog that likes taking a bath every day a shampoo-dle?

Would you call a dog that meditates an aware wolf?

Is it true that dogs run in circles because it is easier than running in squares?

If you crossed a sheepdog with a rose would you get a collie-flower?

Is it true that dogs like smartphones because they have collar IDs?

Are dogs’ barks loud because they have built-in sub-woofers?

If you crossed a frog with a dog would you get a croaker spaniel?

If you connect a Corgi to a battery would you get a short circuit?

If you cross a dog and a calculator would you get a friend you could count on?

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“I love a dog, he does nothing for political reasons.” ~Will Rogers

Friday Funny July 23, 2021 More Jokes for the Dog Days of Summer

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Happy Friday! We are approaching that time of the year referred to as the “Dog Days of Summer.” Seems like a good time to unleash some dog jokes.

Enjoy!

I heard that dogs tend to run in circles because they find it too difficult to run in squares.

I crossed a sheepdog with a rose, now I have a collie-flower.

I crossed a dog with a frog, now I have a croaker-spaniel.

I crossed my dog with a calculator, now I have a friend I can count on.

I tried to cross my dog with a computer but I ended with too many bites.

My dog really loves my smartphone.  It has collar ID.

I took my dog to the park but the ducks kept trying to bite him. I guess that is what I should have expected with a pure bread.

I once took in a wild dog that I found.  He spent a lot of time meditating; I think he was an aware wolf.

I finally figured out how to stop my dog from digging up the garden.  I hid his shovel.

I recently purchased a dog from a blacksmith, as soon as I got him home, he made a bolt for the door.

The other day a Policeman came to my door to tell me that my dog had been chasing a guy on his bike.  That really threw me off, I did not know that my dog was even able to ride a bike.

Thought for the Week

“What do dogs do on their day off? Can’t lie around – that’s their job.” ~ George Carlin