Happy Friday! I hope you have had a good week. Let’s kick off the weekend with some jokes about man’s best friend.
Would you call a dog that has been left outside in the cold a chili-dog?
Would you call a dog that likes taking a bath every day a shampoo-dle?
Would you call a dog that meditates an aware wolf?
Is it true that dogs run in circles because it is easier than running in squares?
If you crossed a sheepdog with a rose would you get a collie-flower?
Is it true that dogs like smartphones because they have collar IDs?
Are dogs’ barks loud because they have built-in sub-woofers?
If you crossed a frog with a dog would you get a croaker spaniel?
If you connect a Corgi to a battery would you get a short circuit?
If you cross a dog and a calculator would you get a friend you could count on?
THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK
“I love a dog, he does nothing for political reasons.” ~Will Rogers