Happy Friday! Halloween is just a week away, that means it is time to dig deep into my bag of tricks and treat you to some Halloween jokes!
I went to an Italian restaurant on Halloween, the special was fettuccine afraid-o a)
I went to Starbucks on Halloween, the barista was a ghost who asked me if I wanted my coffee with scream and sugar.
Is it true that to keep their hair in place witches use scare-spray?
Is it true that the skeleton did not cross the road because he didn’t have the guts?
Is it true that a ghost’s favorite place to go for vacation is Mali-boo?
Is it true that ghosts like to ride elevators because it raises their spirits?
I went Trick-or-Treating at my eye doctor’s house. He was giving out candy corneas.
Is the scariest plant on Halloween Bam-BOO?
Is the scariest animal on Halloween Cari-BOO?
Did you hear about the ghoul wo had a job cleaning houses? He was known as the “grim sweeper.”
Did you hear about the vampire who opened a kitchen goods store? It is called Count Spatula.
Do skeletons make good comedians because they have funny bones?
Would you fix a broken jack-o-lantern with a pumpkin patch?
Did you hear about the ghost that stopped by the florist shop to pick up a boo-quet for his ghoulfriend?
Thought for the Week
“I could never get my parents to buy a pumpkin for Halloween. They just made me stand in the window. It really wasn’t too bad until the candle started to burn the roof of my mouth.” ~ Anonymous