Happy Friday!  The end of the school year is quickly approaching, so it seems like a good time for some school jokes.

Enjoy!

Did you hear about the computer teacher who quit his job? Apparently, she lost her drive.

Did you hear about the science teacher who was fired from his job?  Apparently, he only showed periodically.

Did you hear about the college professor who was involved in a car wreck?  Apparently, he was grading papers on a curve.

Did you hear about the dinosaur who was worried about going back to school?  Apparently, he was a nervous rex.

Did you know that Alexia kept getting detention at school?  Apparently she kept talking back.

Did you hear about the geometry teacher wo was exhausted at the end of the school year?  Apparently, she was out of shapes.

I heard that when Minecraft players graduate, they celebrate by throwing a block party.

I heard that chemistry students tell the worst jokes because all the good jokes argon.

I once took a circus class, we had to keep all our homework in a tree-ring binder.

I gave my history professor a gift, but he didn’t like the present.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“Life is a succession of lessons which must be lived to be understood.” ~ Helen Keller