Happy Friday! It is the time of year for spring cleaning, so here are some jokes I dusted off for the occasion.
I really hate spring cleaning. Those silly things bounce all over the place.
I was pretty upset when my freezer stopped working, then I realized that it’s all just water under the fridge.
You never know what you have, until you clean your garage.
I recently built a car out of used and broken pieces of a washing machine. I cannot wait to take it for a spin.
I finished cleaning my bathroom mirror and I did such a good job that I ended just sitting there reflecting.
I heard that the best way to contact the spirit of a deceased window cleaner is with a Squeegee Board.
I recently saw a movie containing mild violence about cleaning supplies, it was rated Squeegee-13.
The highlight of my week was buying a new vacuum cleaner. Things are definitely picking up.
I have a friend wo got a job at the dry cleaners, but he got stressed out because he always mixed up the orders and he kept upsetting the customers. His boss made him do a hanger management course.
If you are wondering if I know any laundry puns, I’ve got loads of them.
THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK
“Ignorance lies not in the things you don’t know, but in the things you know that ain’t so.” ~ Will Rogers