I’ve started investing in stocks; beef, chicken, and vegetable. One day I hope to be a bouillonaire.

My friend told me that I should invest in his start-up sword-making business.  He makes some excellent points.

Another friend wants me to invest in her start-up perfume businesses.  She makes scents.

I read about a guy who went to prison for investing in Apple, it turns out it was in cider trading.

Did you hear about the stock trader who was electrocuted?  He shorted Tesla.

I bought stock in a see-saw company, it has had its share of ups and downs.

I bought stock in a boomerang business. There is a guaranteed return on investment.

My investment broker retired to run a celery farm.  He thinks he can make a killing in the stalk market.

I heard about a bond and debt seminar where everyone fell asleep.  There was little or no interest.

I was going to invest in a new joke-sharing service, but it turns out it was just a punzi scheme.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“Markets can remain irrational longer than you can remain solvent.” ~ John Maynard Keynes