Happy Friday!  We have come to the end of May and the days are longer and warmer.  Summer is a great time for dining out, so here is a full serving of restaurant jokes.

I went to a restaurant called: “Revenge is a Dish Best Served Cold.”  The menu was just desserts.

I went to a restaurant called: “Mary Poppin’s.”  I had super cauliflower cheese but the lobster was atrocious.

I went to this new pop-up restaurant called “Karma Chameleon.” It comes and goes.

I went to all-you-can-eat Italian restaurant, it was called “Endless Pastabilities.”

I went to a chicken themed comedy restaurant, the food was great, but the yolks were terrible.

I went to a restaurant recently and the hostess greeted me and asked, “Do you mind waiting a bit? I said “no.” “Good,” she said, “Take these appetizers to table seven.”

A few weeks ago, I was eating out and the restaurant owner offered me a free calamari appetizer if I gave him a good review on Yelp. It was squid pro quo.

Did you hear about the large restaurant chain that had a lot of trouble trying to open a new data center? It seems they can’t get enough servers.

I was at a seafood restaurant and there was an awful fight.  Several fish got battered.

The other day, I called a restaurant to make a reservation for a table for two. The person who answered the phone said that I had the wrong number, so I asked for a table for four instead.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“It is the duty of the human understanding to understand that there are things which it cannot understand.” ~ Soren Kierkegaard