Happy Friday! Spring is in the air! Baseball season is underway! Taxes are done! Time to have a great weekend!
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
I have often wondered if bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis?
Why did the chicken cross the road? I’m not certain but it sure was poultry in motion.
Did you see the movie about the hot dog? I heard it was an Oscar Wiener.
Why do watermelons have fancy weddings? Because they cantaloupe.
How do you fix a broken tomato? With tomato paste!
Why did the student eat his homework? The teacher told him it was a piece of cake.
How can you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? Footprints in the cheesecake.
What’s in an astronaut’s favorite sandwich? Launch meat!
I asked the Maitre D’ if they served crabs. He replied, “Yes Sir,” replied the waiter. “We’ll serve just about anybody.”
Did you hear the joke about oatmeal? It’s a lot of mush.
Thought for the Week
I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast anytime.” So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance. ~Steven Wright