Happy Friday! This weekend is te unofficial start of summer! As you relax and cook-out, please take a few minutes to reflect on why we have Memorial Day. Here are a few food puns you can share around the grill this weekend.
Enjoy!
Did the pig go into the kitchen because he felt like bacon?
When vegetables throw a part do they hire a DJ to tunip the beet?
Did the hot-dog bun look up to the sourdough bun because he saw it as a roll model?
Did the conceited pickle think he was a really big dill?
I try to avoid sad salads because they tend to kale my vibe.
Did the ice cream truck breakdown because of the rocky road?
I don’t order Chinese tea because it takes an oolong time to brew it.
Did you hear about the angry waffle that just flipped?
I dropped a hot dog but it could have been wurst.
It always seems like thyme stands still when I am with you.
Thought for the Week
All we have of freedom, all we use or know –
This our fathers bought for us long and long ago.
~Rudyard Kipling, The Old Issue, 1899