Happy February! Congratulations on making it through the first month of 2022. Let’s kick off a new month with some potato jokes.
Is it true that the potato crossed the road because he saw a fork up ahead?
I heard the father potato say to his son before the football game that he would be rooting for him.
Would you call a potato wearing glasses a spec-tater?
Would you call a fake potato an imi-tater?
Is it true that a potato’s favorite TV show is Starch Trek?
If you chopped the head off of a potato, would you say that it had been decap-potatoed?
Would you call a potato that’s always looking for a fight an agi-tater?
I heard that the father potato did not want his daughter to marry the news reporter because he was just a commen-tater.
I once knew a girl who owned three french-fry factories. I was very impressed but she said it was just small potatoes.
Would you call an indecisive potato a hesi-tater?
Would you call a potato that gets things done a facili-tater?