A orse, a orse! My kngdm 4 a orse!
2B or nt 2 B, dats Q
dis abov ll: 2 thine own self B tru
F?, Romans, countrymen, lend me yr ears; I cum 2 bury Caesar, nt 2 kudos him
What’s ina nme? dat wich we cll @>–>– By Ny oder nme w%d smel as swEt.
d ldy doth protest 2 mch, methinks
ll d world’s a stage, n ll d men n women merely playAs; they’ve their exits n theirentrances, n 1man n hs tym plays mnE parts
der r mor fings n heaven n erth, Horatio, thN r dremt of n yr ethos
gud nyt, gud partin S such swEt sorrw
Now S d wintr of r discontent
somit S rotten n d st8 of Denmark.
ll dat glisters aint Au
w@ lyt thru yonDr windO breaks
w@ fools deez mortals B!
dis wz d most unkindest cut of ll
2 zzz, perchance 2 dream- ay, there’s d rub
w’r such stuf As drms r md on; n r lil lyf S rounded W a zzz.
lov l%ks nt W d Iyz bt W d mind
Cowards di mnE tyms b4 their deaths, d valiant nvr taste of deth bt 1s
Im constant as d northin (*)
Translated into Plain English
A horse, a horse! My kingdom for a horse! – Richard The Third
To be or not to be, that is question – Hamlet
This above all: to thine own self be true – Hamlet
Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears; I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him. – Julius Caesar
What’s in a name? That which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet. – Romeo and Juliet
The lady doth protest too much, methinks.- Hamlet
All the world’s a stage,
And all the men and women merely players;
They have their exits and their entrances,
And one man in his time plays many parts, – As You Like It
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy. Hamlet
Good night, good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow- Romeo And Juliet
Now is the winter of our discontent – Richard The Third
Something is rotten in the state of Denmark – Hamlet
All that glitters is not gold – The Merchant of Venice
What light through yonder window breaks – Romeo And Juliet
What fools these mortals be! – A Midsummer Nights Dream
This was the most unkindest cut of all – Julius Caesar
To sleep, perchance to dream-ay, there’s the rub. – Hamlet
We are such stuff
As dreams are made on; and our little life
Is rounded with a sleep. – The Tempest
Love looks not with the eyes but with the mind. – A Midsummer Night’s Dream
Cowards die many times before their deaths,
The valiant never taste of death but once. – Julius Caesar
I am constant as the northern star – Julius Caesar
This is LOL funny…so funny, I guess he did!
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