Congratulations! You have made it though another week. Here are a few jokes to hopefully give you smile as this work week comes to a close.
I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.
I told my friend that she drew her eyebrows on too high. She looked surprised.
What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
The urge to sing ‘The Lion Sleeps Tonight’ is never more than a whim away.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta
Two parrots were sitting on a perch. One says to the other, ‘Can you smell fish?
When my girlfriend said she was leaving because of my obsession with The Monkees, I thought she was joking. And then I saw her face.
Have you ever started to eat a horse and then realised that you weren’t that hungry after all?
What do you call a dog who can do magic? A Labracadabrador.
A blonde and her husband were watching the evening news together when the anchor announced, “In international news, there was a disaster near Rio de Janeiro today when five Brazilian men died in a skydiving accident.” With that the blonde burst into tears, and her husband tried unsuccessfully to comfort her. “They were participating on a risky sport, and they knew the dangers,” he said. Through her tears, the blonde woman said “But that’s just so terrible! How many is a Brazilian?”
THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking places. ~Author Unknown