Happy Friday!  It looks like fall has started to arrive with the leaves changing colors and starting to fall.  As we wrap up another work week, here are some work-related jokes.

Enjoy!

My boss tasked me with setting up the company’s 401k. I am pretty nervous about it; I do not think I can run that far.

My boss told me that he expects me to be on call 24/7. No big deal, the 24th of July is nine months away.

My boss asked if I could perform under pressure. I said, “No, but I can do a pretty mean Bohemian Rhapsody”

My boss doesn’t tolerate any beards or mustaches. He’s a real shave driver.

My boss said he races horses. I said, “Wow, you must be a really fast runner!”

When I arrived at work this morning, my boss handed me a brochure on anger management. I just lost it.

I bought my boss some maracas for Christmas. He keeps talking about how he wants to shake things up.

I got fired from my job at the coffee factory. My boss said it was because I had no filter.

I told my boss that I was tired of being a human cannonball.  Then he fired me. I wonder how long it will take them to find a replacement of my caliber?

I recently quit my job to start a cloning business and it’s been great; I love being my own boss.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“You will never stub your toe standing still. The faster you go, the more chance there is of stubbing your toe, but the more chance you have of getting somewhere.” ~ Charles Kettering