Happy Friday!  Fall is in air as the temperature cools and the leaves are beginning to change. Here are a few crisp jokes to kick off your weekend.

Enjoy!

If a tree takes a week of vacation in the fall, would it be called paid leaf?

Did you hear about the pumpkin that lost the boxing match? Seems he let his gourd down.

Is it true that trees hate going to school in the fall because they are easily stumped?

Is the best band to listen to in autumn The Pumpkin Spice Girls?

The other day I went to an apple library and I was reminded to talk with my in-cider voice.

I heard that Voltaire’s favorite dessert was Candide apples.

If you hunt wild boar in the fall, is it best to use an autumn-atic rifle?

I always carry a stone with me that I use to throw at people who play Christmas music in October.  I call it my Jingle Bell Rock.

I signed up to be part of a clinical trial to be done in October, it might be a trick or treatment.

October 10th promises to be a great day – 10/10

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“It’s the first day of autumn! A time of hot chocolatey mornings, and toasty marshmallow evenings, and, best of all, leaping into leaves!” ~ Winnie The Pooh