Happy Friday!  We are starting to see a lot of spooky decorations on houses and horror movies on TV, but here are some jokes that you have no need to fear.

Enjoy!

If you have an irrational fear of Vietnamese soup, is that a Pho-bia?

If you have an irrational fear of Giants, do you have Fi Fo-bia?

If you have an irrational fear of overengineered buildings arranged near each other is that a complex complex complex?

I have developed an irrational fear of agoraphobics. Fortunately, I don’t see them out that much.

I have developed an irrational fear of elevators and I am taking steps to avoid them.

I have developed an irrational fear of airline boarding queues, it appears to be a terminal illness.

I have developed an irrational fear of playing cards, but I a dealing with it.

I have developed an irrational fear of negative numbers and I will stop at nothing to avoid them.

I have developed an irrational fear about this recession and I fear that I may go bald.

I was hesitant to send out a bunch of phobia jokes, I was afraid no one would think they were funny.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“I’m not afraid of storms, for I’m learning how to sail my ship.”~-Louisa May Alcott