Happy Friday! I hope you have had a great week. Spring seems to be a bit bashful about making an extended appearance this year. I thought this would be a great time to share some spring jokes, but apparently they are as hard to find as a warm, sunny day this week. But I tried.
Did you hear about the lady who went outside with her purse open because she expected some change in the weather?
Did you hear about the cloud that was always getting in trouble because he never took anything cirrus?
Would you call dangerous precipitation a rain of terror?
The other day I tried to catch fog. I mist.
Did you hear about the gardener who was so excited about spring that the he wet his plants.
Would you call a girl with a frog on her head Lily?
Spring is the time of year when the flower business is blooming.
If you arrested a tornado and took it to jail would you put it in a high-pressure cell?
What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane? I have my eye on you.
Is the opposite of a cold front a warm back?
Thought for the Week
“If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant: if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome.” ~ Anne Bradstreet