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Friday Funny July 3, 2026 Jokes for 4th of July

Happy Friday! Happy 4th of July!  I hope you take at least a few minutes this weekend to reflect on what the last 250 years has meant.

Enjoy!

I was checking the price of fireworks today, they have skyrocketed.

When George Washington gave his cattle feed was it the fodder of our country?

If a sheep fell down a hill while watching fireworks, would it be called a lambslide?

Is the best way to put a baby firework to sleep to rocket?

Is it true that if you crossed a patriot with a small curly-haired dog you would get a Yankee Poodle?

Is it true that the biggest prankster in George Washington’s army was Laugh-ayette?

Did you know that all the colonists wore Tea-shirts to the Boston Tea Party?

Did you hear about the firecracker that went to the hair salon to get bangs trimmed?

Did you know that during the Revolutionary War that the patriots’ favorite food was Chicken Catch-a-Tory?

It seems like there are not many things built in the USA anymore, I just purchased a new TV, the box stated “Built in Antennae” and I do not have any idea where that is!

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“May we think of freedom, not as the right to do as we please, but as the opportunity to do what is right.” ~ Peter Marshall