Happy Friday! In case you have not looked at a calendar lately – today is Valentine’s Day, so you best get crackin;! I cannot help you with candy or flowers or jewelry for that special someone, but I can supply a few short jokes you can share.
Did you hear about the guy who sent his wife’s Valentine through twitter because she was his tweetheart?
Did you know that on Valentine’s Day that cavemen used give their wives lots of ughs and kisses?
Did you hear about the girl who turned down a Valentine’s date from a font because he wasn’t her type?
Did the boy pickle ask the girl pickle to the Valentine’s dance because she meant a great dill to him?
Did the circle ask the triangle on Valentine’s Day date because he thought she was acute?
Did you hear about the two tennis players who met on Valentine’s Day? It was a cause of lob at first sight.
Did you hear about the near-sighted porcupine who sent a Valentine card to a pin cushion?
Did the banana ask the prune to the Valentine dance because it couldn’t get a date?
Did the paper clip ask the magnet to the Valentine dance because he found her very attractive?
Did the two oars go out on Valentine’s Day because they were looking for a little row-mance?
THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK
“The course of true love never did run smooth.” —By William Shakespeare in A Midsummer Night’s Dream