Happy Easter! Happy Passover and Happy Tax Day – well maybe not so happy about Tax Day. Maybe laughing about will make you feel a little better.

Enjoy!

I heard that accountants are able to remain cool, calm and collected because they have strong internal controls.

I heard that accountants like the weekends because they get to wear casual clothes to work.

I heard about a cannibal CPA, he charges an arm and a leg.

I heard about an accountant and banker who got broke off their relationship, seems they couldn’t reconcile their differences.

Did you hear about the auditor who proposed to his girlfriend with an engagement letter?

Did you hear about the CPA who was having a mid-life crisis? He bought a faster calculator.

Did you hear about the church that was getting indicted by the IRS for displaying false prophets?

Did you hear about the chiropractor who was audited by IRS? She owed back taxes.

I heard about a new dating app for CPAs. it’s called “Let’s Get Fiscal.”

If you crossed a tax accountant with a jet airplane would you get a Boring 747?

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“It’s income tax time again, Americans: time to gather up those receipts, get out those tax forms, sharpen up that pencil, and stab yourself in the aorta.” ~ Dave Barry.