Friday Funny July 10, 2026 Jokes for Friday

Happy Friday!  As we wrap up another week, let’s have some Friday laughs!

Enjoy!

If you don’t people like jokes about Friday, would that mean your sense of humor is week?

Why didn’t the pancake chef realize it was Friday?  It crêpe’d up on him.

On Casual Fridays do biologists wear genes to work?

Did you hear about the candle who did not show up for work on Friday because he was burned out?

Did you hear about the guy who did not show up for work on Friday at the doughnut factory because he was tired of the hole thing?

Did you hear about the guy who did not show up for work on Friday at the shoe factory because it wasn’t a good fit?

Did you hear about the guy who did not show up for work on Friday at the pencil factory because it was pointless?

Did you hear about the guy who did not show up for work on Friday at the sausage factory because it was the wurst job he ever had?

I like jokes about stationery, but rulers are where I draw the line.

Here is some advice: never get into a fight with Tryptophan. It’s amino acid.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“Stay away from negative people. They have a problem for every solution.” ~  Albert Einstein

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