Happy Friday!  This week I rounded up some moose jokes for you with a few deer jokes thrown in for good measure.

Enjoy!

Would you call an animal that has antlers and sucks blood a moose-quito?

Would you call a cross between a hippopotamus and something other than a moose, a hipponotamoose?

If a moose did not have a name, would it be anony-moose?

When a moose loses a tooth, does she put it under her pillow for the hoof fairy?

When a moose gets a stomachache should you give it Elk-a-seltzer?

What did the chef say when he cooked up moose meat instead of beef? “Oh no! I’ve made a huge Moose Steak!”

I went to a play about a moose on a bicycle, it was a moosical.

Did you hear about the deer who got braces because he had buck teeth?

Is it true that a deer’s favorite place to get ice cream is Deery Queen?

Is it true that the scariest member of the deer family is the Cari-boo?

If I got a buck for every deer joke that I’ve told, I’d have a lot of doe.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old.” ~ Bill Bryson