Happy Friday and a special Happy Veterans Day to all those who have served!
You know that a veteran has been making chocolate chips cookies when you find a find a lot of M&M shells on the floor.
Is it true that when a veteran cooks dinner that he seasons the food with pepper spray and a salt rifle?
If a cow joined the army would they issue her a cow-moo-flage uniform?
If the military developed a new weapon-grade variety of laser would it be an ultra-violent light?
Is it true that you cannot be in the military if you are on Twitter because they do not want people who are quick to retweet?
Where do Generals keep their armies? In their sleevies.
Would you call a high-ranking soldier who hates recycling General Waste?
If a deer enlisted in the Air Force would he be a Bombar(deer)?
Did you hear about the professional artist who was discharged from the Marines? It seems the only thing he could do was draw fire.
What do Marines have in common with other members of the Armed Forces? They all originally set out to become Marines.
THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK
“The soldier above all others prays for peace, for it is the soldier who must suffer and bear the deepest wounds and scars of war.” — General Douglas MacArthur