Happy Friday! No matter where you go today or what you do, you will most likely encounter a number of signs along the way. Many signs we just ignore, but if you come across one of these today, you just might chuckle.
Enjoy!
On a maternity room door, “Push, Push, Push.”
In a podiatrist’s office, “Time wounds all heels.”
At an optometrist’s office, “If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right place.”
On a taxidermist’s window, “We really know our stuff.”
On a butcher’s window, “Let me meat your needs.”
On a fence, “Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive.”
At a towing company, “We don’t charge and arm and a leg. We want your tows!”
At a car dealership, “The best way to get back on your feet – miss a car payment.”
Outside a muffler shop, “No appointment necessary. We’ll hear you coming.”
In a veterinarian’s waiting room, “Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”
On a Physicist’s door: “Gone Fission”
On a Music Teacher’s door: “Out Chopin.”
On the door of a Computer Store: “Out for a quick byte.”
On the door of a Music Library: “Bach in a minuet.”
In a Beauty Shop, “Dye now!”
At a Propane Filling Station, “Thank heaven for little grills.”
In a restaurant window, “Don’t stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up.”
Inside a bowling alley, “Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop.”
In the front yard of a funeral home, “Drive carefully, we’ll wait”
In a cafeteria, “Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. Socks can eat any place they want.”
A few general signs:
“Drink Coffee. Do stupid things faster with more energy!”
“I’m not overweight, I am just chocolate enhanced!”
“I’ll diet one day, the other six days I will eat what I want.”
“Unattended children will be given an espresso and a free kitten.”
Thought for the Week
A smile is the light in the window of your face that tells people you’re at home. ~Author Unknown
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