Happy Friday! You have survived another Valentines Day! I know I am a couple of days late with Valentine Jokes, but they were 50% off.
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a diamond necklace for Valentine’s day. What do you think it means?”
“You’ll know tonight.” he said.
That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife.
Delighted, she opened it – to find a book entitled “The Meaning of Dreams.”
I asked my friend if he’d bought his wife a gift for Valentine’s Day.
He’s a bit of a chauvinist pig so he surprised me when he replied, “Yeah, I’ve got her a belt and a bag.”
I said, “That’s very thoughtful of you. I hope she appreciates it.”
He said, “So do I. And hopefully the vacuum cleaner will work much better now.”
My wife just sent me a text saying, “I’ve just got you the best Valentine’s Day present ever! xox”
I really hope she misspelled “Xbox”.
Thought for the Week
“The heart has its reasons that reason does not know. “~ Pascal