Happy Friday! This Sunday is Father’s Day. If you are fortunate to have your Dad around, take time to let him know what he means to you. If you Dad is gone, take time to reflect on a few pleasant memories that you have of him.
THINGS YOU PROBABLY NEVER HEARD DAD SAY
They just don’t have enough commercials during football games.
I noticed that all your friends have a certain disrespectful and defiant attitude. Why aren’t you more like that?
Guess I better just stop and ask for directions.
You know Sweetie, now that you’re thirteen, I think you should start dating.
Here’s a credit card and the keys to my new car — GO CRAZY.
Your Mother and I are going away for the weekend … you might want to consider throwing a party.
No son of mine is going to live under this roof without an earring — now quit your belly-aching, and let’s go to the mall.
No why would you want to get a job for? I make plenty of money for you to spend.
Let me hold your purse while you try that on.
Let’s watch another Hallmark Christmas Movie tonight!.
Dancing to Kidz Bop at top volume is way better than listening to my boring music.
Music today is so much better than the stuff I listened to when I was your age.
I think that umpire is just doing a wonderful job today.
I have been hankerin’ for a nice salad and quiche all day.
Thought for the Week
He didn’t tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it. ~Clarence Budington Kelland