Happy Friday! This time next week you might be up to your tonsils in Thanksgiving leftovers. But right now I want to wet your appetite with some Thanksgiving jokes.
Did you hear about the turkey that was arrested? Fowl play was suspected.
Thanksgiving is the day that I start my yearly training to get in shape … to play Santa Claus.
Did you hear about the turkey that was doing computer research using google, google?
Last year I was late getting home after Thanksgiving, a policeman pulled me over for exceeding the feed limit.
Did you hear about the mother turkey who was so disappointed in her kids that she told them, “If your father could see you now, he would be turning over in his gravy!”
Is it true that you should not take a turkey to church because they use fowl language?
If a Pilgrim bites into a bad piece of corn does he make a pilgrimace?
What’s the easiest way to catch a turkey? Ask a friend to toss one to you.
I think I have an addiction to Thanksgiving leftovers, this year I am going to quit cold turkey.
Would you call someone who really, really, really likes Thanksgiving turkey a tryptophanatic?
THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK
There’s always something to be thankful for on Thanksgiving. Even if it’s just not being a turkey.