Happy Friday! It does not seem possible, but we are at the end of the summer school break and many schools are already back in session. So to kick off the new school year, here are some back to school jokes.
Is it true that the freshman ate his homework because his teacher said it was a piece of cake?
I heard that the geometry book was sad because it had too many problems.
Did you hear about the young man who had a report card that was wet because it was below C level?
Would you call the leader of an AP biology gang the Nucleus?
Is it true that the moebius strip could not enroll in school because it required an orientation?
Would you call high school kids who have not been able to go to school because of Covid-19 Quaranteens?
I remember getting a B- for my high school sewing project. The teacher’s only comment was “seams reasonable.”
In high school I was voted Most Likely to Lie About Past Accomplishments. It’s true.
In high school I was also voted “Most Secretive”. I can’t tell you how much that meant to me.
I heard about a local high school band called 1023 Megabytes, they never made it to a gig.
THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK
Nothing is as stupid as an educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated on. ~Will Rogers http://www.quotegarden.com