Happy Friday! Here is wishing you an uneventful Friday the 13th! Last week we got away for a little vacation. We left in a sedan and returned in a Chevy Tahoe! Saturday morning as we were heading north from Knoxville on our way home, our car suddenly lost most of its power and the little engine line started flashing. We pulled off and discovered we were only a couple of miles from Rusty Wallace Kia. It was Saturday morning and the Service Department was open. After some diagnostics we were told the problem was that the engine was failing and we needed a new engine! Not what you really want to hear on the way home from vacation, but the folks at the dealership were very nice and got us back on the road before lunch. Not happy that there was a problem, but Kia is covering the cost of the repair and the rental. So in honor of the latest chapter of my vacation mis-adventures, here are some mechanic jokes for you.
I wanted to be a mechanic when I was younger but I lacked fine motor skills.
When I went to the garage the other day, the mechanic was having snacks and coffee, I think he was on his brake.
Is it true that auto mechanics like their toast with traffic jam?
The other day I saw car that had no tires – it was totally unwheel.
I took my car to the mechanic because it was making a terrible noise, he removed the Justin Bieber CD, and now it’s fine.
The other night I had a dream that I was a mechanic who fixed wrecked cars, I think it was an auto body experience.
I think the mechanic in my local garage has amnesia. I took my car for an oli change and he asked me what year it was.
I like the uniform mechanics wear…overall.
I had a mechanic friend who developed an addition to brake fluid; he told me not to worry, he could stop anytime he wanted to.
Last week I was driving home and I saw my mechanic on the side of the road, crying loudly. I am not sure what happened, but it was clear he had a breakdown.
THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK
“When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum.” ~Author unknown