Happy Friday!  As we enter into the summer vacation season, it seems like a good trip to dust off some car jokes.

Enjoy!

Did you hear about the car that was always tired because it never took any brakes?

With self-driving vehicles becoming more common, it is only a matter of time before there is a hit country song where a guy’s truck leaves him too.

I was having a lot of trouble figuring out how to fasten my seatbelt, then it clicked.

I read a story about a woman who gave birth to a boy in her car on our way to the hospital, she named him Carson.

I have been building a car from old washing machine parts.  I can’t wait to take it for a spin.

I have been looking for a book on how to fix my automatic transmission, but the library only has manuals.

It may not be safe for me to be drive my car these days; but, bad brakes have never stopped me before.

I took my car in for a service this week, my pastor was not impressed

If you got hit by a guitar truck, would that be a fender-bender?

Did you know that there is a car featured in the new Star Wars movie?  It is a Mazda-lorian.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?” ~ Steven Wright