Happy Friday!  We have reached Memorial Day Weekend and the unofficial start of summer.  Amid the barbecues and picnics and pool parties this weekend, be sure to take time to reflect on the meaning of Memorial Day and the cost that many have paid so that we can have our freedom.

With summer upon us, let’s kick off the weekend with some summer jokes.

Enjoy!

Did you know that seashells stay clean by washing up on the beach?

Did you know that summer camp is hard for some people because it tends to be in tents?

Did you hear about watchmaker who went on vacation to unwind?

Did you hear about the professor who carefully waded into the pool because she wanted to test the water?

Did you know that ghosts go to the beach because they love to boo-gie board?

If you throw all your books into the ocean, would you get a title wave?

If cows stay out and get too much sun, would they give evaporated milk?

Would you call a crustacean that just lies on the beach all day a slobster?

I read about a sandwich maker who went to a summer camp to learn about condiments, it was a Mayo Clinic.

I read about a hipster who wore flannel in the summer because he wanted to wear it before it was cool.

I applied for a job at a sunscreen company.  They rejected me, but I think I will reapply.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“A nation which forgets its defenders will itself be forgotten.” ~ Woodrow Wilson