Happy Friday! The days are warm and long, flowers are blooming and gardens are growing!  Seems like a good time for some gardening jokes.

Enjoy!

Did you hear about the flower who could not ride her bike because she lost her petals?

Did you know that gardeners make good DJs because they really know how to drop the beet?

Did you hear about gardener who got rich quickly by running a huge pansy scheme?

Did you know that plants hate math because it gives them square roots?

If worms started taking over the world, would that be considered Global Worming?

I am writing a novel about a guy who had a small garden, it does not have much of a plot.

I purchased a new weed whacker; it is the latest in cutting-hedge technology.

My neighbor dug a hole in his garden and filled it with water. I think he meant well.

I decided to put an electric fence around my garden. My neighbor is dead set against it.

There are two birds in my garden who are stuck together. They must be vel-crows.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“Every flower that ever bloomed had to go through a whole lot of dirt to get there.” ~ Unknown