Happy Friday!  It is summer – summer means vacations – and that means some vacation jokes.

Enjoy!

I have a scientist friend who really slathers on sunscreen, he is a paleontologist.

I have a philosopher friend who likes to hang out at the pool during vacation, he is a real deep thinker.

I have a friend who is a beekeeper, for vacation she went to an air bee and bee.

I read that summer camp is hard for some people because it is really in tents.

I heard about a killer whale that learned to play the violin because he wanted to be in the orca-stra.

I threw my books into the ocean during vacation, I got a title wave.

I took my computer with me to the beach. I wanted to surf the net.

I have been sick ever since I went through the airport on vacation, I think it is a terminal illness.

What did the llama’s relative say when they were told to get ready for vacation? Alpaca my bags.

For my wife, being married to me is like being on vacation for the rest of her life. She tells people I was her last resort.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“Happiness consists of living each day as if it were the first day of your honeymoon and the last day of your vacation.” ~ Leo Tolstoy