Happy Friday! Flowers are started to bloom, trees are started to leaf out and baseball is back. So let’s lead off the weekend with some baseball jokes.
If the Kool-aid Man was on your baseball team would he be a Relief Pitcher?
I heard about an opera singer who made it to the big leagues – seems he had perfect pitch.
I wanted to wear Adidas to play baseball, but they would not let me bat – apparently it is three stripes and you’re out.
Things have gotten ridiculous, my son’s youth baseball game was rained out and they gave him a precipitation trophy.
The other day I saw a giant mouse so I tried killing it with a baseball bat – now I have a lifetime ban from Disneyworld.
I heard about a baseball player who went to the local library. He was only there five minutes; it was a short stop.
If you crossed a tree with a baseball player, would you get Babe Root?
If a baseball player wanted to make a bake a cake would he use oven mitts, bundt pans and batter?
Did you hear about the baseball player who tried to wash his socks in the bleachers?
I heard that Mario Mendoza shut down his website because he was not getting enough hits.
If you crossed a baseball pitcher with a carpet would you get throw rug?
THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK
“Every strike brings me closer to the next home run.” ~ Babe Ruth