Happy Friday! We are less than a week away from Thanksgiving, so I have pulled out some Thanksgiving jokes out of the freezer.
If your turkey’s seasoning tastes a little off this year it might be because you ran out of thyme.
What did the leftover turkey say? Make me a sandwich.
If pilgrims traveled on the Mayflower, do college students travel on Scholar-ships?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving? “May the forks be with you.”
Is it true that turkeys gobble because they never learned table manners?
Last Thanksgiving, I was stopped by a policeman on my way home, apparently, I was exceeding the feed limit.
Was the smallest unit of measurement used on the Mayflower a Pil-gram?
Is it true that the turkey crossed the road because he wanted people to think he was a chicken?
Is it true that a turkey’s favorite dessert is Peach gobbler?
I you wanted to know how old a Pilgrim is would you ask him about his “Pilgrimage”?
THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK
“Reflect upon your present blessings — of which every man has many — not on your past misfortunes, of which all men have some.” ~ Charles Dickens