Happy Friday! There is a lot of “junk” going around these days. I hope this find you well and surviving cold and flu season. And if you are under the weather, maybe a little humor will do you some good.
Seem like the flu is everywhere this year, it is really going viral.
I went to the doctor because I thought I had the Swine Flu,. He gave me some Oinkment.
Another time I went to the doctor because I thought I had the bird flew. He told me not to worry about it because it is tweetable.
A friend of mine found out he has the bird flu. He thinks he was a victim of fowl plague.
I think perhaps I have the chalkboard flu because today I feel remarkable.
My doctor told me that I have the body of a twenty-year-old. He also said that I should return it because I am stretching it completely out of shape.
My doctor told me to stop using Q-tips, but it just went in one ear and out the other.
My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. He was right—I feel ten years older already.
I mixed up the cardiac resuscitation equipment with the lie detector, I will de-fib you later.
My therapist told me that a great way to let go of your anger is to write letters to people you hate and then burn them. I did that and I feel much better but I’m wondering… do I keep the letters?
Thought for the Week
I’ve got a theory that if you give 100 percent all of the time, somehow things will work out in the end. ~Larry Bird