Happy Friday! Congratulations if your 2020 Tax Returns have been filed and you can forget about them for awhile. If you filed an extension, then there are still “fun times” ahead for you this year. Either way, let’s have a little tax related humor this week.
April 16, the day that Americans wake up in a daze from a case of intoxication.
Every year around April 15 many Americans have a rendezvous with debt.
Death and taxes may be inevitable, but death doesn’t repeat itself every April 15th.
You may not enjoy paying income taxes, but it could be worse. What if you had to pay taxes based on that you think you are worth?
Doesn’t it seem like a misnomer that we call them “tax returns” when so little of it does.
It is said that a fool and his money are soon parted. For the rest of us it happens around April 15.
Have you ever noticed that a “slight tax increase” costs you about $500, while a “substantial tax cut” lowers your taxes by about $50.
I hear that the IRS is a great place to work. Everybody counts.
Is it true that Spiderman pays more income tax than all the other Superheros because he has more NET income?
Is it true that CPAs make better detectives than Sherlock Holmes because they make more deductions?
Did you hear about the CPA who decided to make a bold fashion statement and wore dark gray socks instead of light gray?
We just hired an ex-con, who was in prison for tax evasion, to do our landscaping. Man, does he know how to cut corners!
I’d tell you some more tax jokes, but I doubt you would depreciate them.
THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK
“The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.” ~Albert Einstein