Happy Friday! I hope you have had a good week up to this point.  

However, as a CPA, it is my duty to remind you that April 15 is almost here. This week my goal is to ease your pain just a tad. So, I have dug deep into the Internet to find some tax related quotations for you.

Enjoy!
Leonard

IT IS THAT TIME AGAIN!

It is income tax time again, Americans: time to gather up those receipts, get out those tax forms, sharpen up that pencil, and stab yourself in the aorta. ~ Dave Barry

I’m proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. ~ Arthur Godfrey

People who complain about paying their income tax can be divided into two types: men and women. ~ anonymous

The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax. ~ Albert Einstein

The Government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul. ~ George Bernard Shaw

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. ~ Will Rogers

Death, taxes and childbirth! There’s never any convenient time for any of them. ~ Margaret Mitchell, Gone with the Wind

Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today.
~ Herman Wouk

Look at it this way: If you don’t spend your dollars on the IRS, you’d probably just squander it on foolish things, like food, rent. ~ Cindy Adams

The one difference between death and taxes is that death does not get worse every time Congress meets. ~ Jeffrey Fry

Worried about an IRS audit? Avoid what’s called a red flag. That’s something the IRS always looks for. For example, say you have some money left in your bank account after paying taxes. That’s a red flag. ~ Jay Leno

Today, it takes more brains and effort to make out the income-tax form than it does to make the income. ~ Alfred E. Neuman

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don’t get wet you can keep.
~ Will Rogers

A fool and his money are soon parted. It takes creative tax laws for the rest. ~ Bob Thaves

[The Internal Revenue Code is] about 10 times the size of the Bible and, unlike the Bible, contains no good news. ~ Don Nickles

I am thankful for the taxes I pay because it means that I’m employed.
~ Nancie J. Carmody
Thought for the Week

“Love takes many forms, but none of them are tax forms.” ~ Jarod Kintz, Whenever You’re Gone, I’m Here For You