Friday Funny April 18, 2014 – Hop To It!!

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Happy Friday! What a week! One day I wake up to the ground covered with snow and the next afternoon I am cutting the grass!! But I do think that spring has finally arrived.
Just in time for Easter, here is a basket full of rabbit jokes.
Wishing you a happy and joyous Easter and Passover.
Enjoy!
Leonard

HOP TO IT!!
Q: How do rabbits travel?
A: By hareplane.

Q: What is a bunny’s motto?
A: Don’t be mad, be hoppy!

Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit?
A: Unique up on it.

Q: How do you catch a tame rabbit?
A: The tame way.

Q: How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
A: Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses!

Q: What is a rabbit’s favorite dance style?
A: Hip-Hop!

Q: Where do rabbits go after their wedding?
A: On their bunnymoon!

Q: What do you get if you cross a rabbit with an insect?
A: Bugs bunny.

Q: What do you call a group of rabbits hopping backwards?
A: A receding hare line.

Q: What do you call a rabbit who is angry over getting burnt?
A: A hot cross bunny.

Q: How can you tell which rabbits are getting old?
A: Look for the grey hares.

Q: Why are rabbits so lucky?
A: They have four rabbit’s feet.

Q: How do bunnies keep their fur neat?
A: They use a harebrush!

Q: Why did the bunnies go on strike?
A: They wanted a raise in celery!

Q: Why did the bunny get so mad?
A: She was having a bad hare day!

Q: What is white and has long ears, whiskers, and sixteen wheels?
A: Two rabbits on Rollerblades!

Q: What is a rabbit’s favorite restaurant?
A: IHOP!
Thought for the Week

While they were perplexed about this, behold, two men stood by them in dazzling apparel. And as they were frightened and bowed their faces to the ground, the men said to them, “Why do you seek the living among the dead?”

Luke 24:4-5

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