Summer is coming to a close and back to school time is upon us. I always enjoyed the first day of school, it was about only day of the year when I was not behind. Here are a few school related jokes to kick off your Friday!
What do you call a teacher without students? Happy!
Teachers who take class attendance are absent-minded
A first grade teacher handed out a coloring page to her students – on it was a picture of a frog holding an umbrella. When the class handed them in, one little boy had colored the frog bright purple. The teacher asked the boy, “Please tell me how often have you seen a purple frog?” The little boy answered, “The same number of times I’ve seen a frog holding an umbrella.”
After reading the homework assignment, the Teacher called little Billy to her desk and said, “Billy, your essay on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy it?” Little Billy without hesitation answered, “No, Mrs. White. It’s the same dog!”
Teacher: Who was the first woman on earth?
Boy: I don’t know?
Teacher: Think of the apple story.
Boy: I know, Granny Smith!
Teacher: If you had one dollar and you asked your dad for another, how much would you have?
Boy: One dollar.
Teacher: Are you sure?
Boy: Yes, my dad wouldn’t give me a dollar!
Teacher: Give me a sentence with the word “fascinate” in it.
Student: If I had a sweater with ten buttons on it and two fell off, then I would only have to fasten eight.
Teacher: Glen, how do you spell Crocodile?
Teacher: No, that’s wrong.
Glen: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
Thought for the Week
Often, when I am reading a good book, I stop and thank my teacher. That is, I used to, until she got an unlisted number. ~Author Unknown