Happy Friday! A visit to Gatorland led me to share a little biting humor this week.
Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A: An Investigator
Q: What’s the similarity between an alligator and a computer?
A: Neither of them has enough bytes!
Q: How many arms has an alligator got?
A: Depends how far along he is with his dinner!
Q: What do you get if you cross an alligator with a flower?
A: I don’t know, but I’m not going to smell it!
Q: Did you hear about the law firm with the most intimidating lawyers?
A: It’s filled with liti-gators.
Q: What do you call an alligator with GPS?
A: A Navi-gator.
Q: What do you call the crocodile that sprays for bugs?
A: A fumi-gator.
Q: What do alligators call human children?
Q: What do you call an alligator that makes others fight?
A: An Instigator.
Q: Did you hear about the alligator who became a congressman?
A: He was an expert dele-gator.
Q: What do you call an alligator that works on a farm?
A: An irri-gator.
Q: What happens if you get bitten by an alligator?
A: You get gatoraids.
The best thing to do is just leave them alone. Alligators want to be away from you just as much as you want to be away from them. ~ Jack Hannah